Laugh it off babies;

"Her eyes, her eyes make the stars look like they're not shining."

First of all, why are you stuttering? Er, WHY ARE YOU STUTTERING? Know why? Cos you're lying. That's why.

"She's so beautifurrrrrrrr, and I tell her everyday."

Don't chu got something else to do? Don't you have a job?

"Her nails, her nails, I could kiss them all day if she let me."

He creepy girl, he creepy - You NEED to run away. When they start talking like that, it don't make sense.

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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD. THIS WOMAN IS HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHAAHHA. LOLLLLLLLL. Win.

x L