How Lucky We Are

 

Angel's mutt : BEBELLE

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So hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, this is little bebelle and I, lying on the bed, just hanging around.... with our bud... okay nevermind, you probably wouldn't get that(unless you watch Annoying Orange HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! okay that's what A.O. does on twitter. Don't ask me how I know that, I just do, because I have an annoying friend called Tom Seah who is obsessed.. but whatever.)

Anyway, it's so awesome that Angel's place is like 5 bucks away from mine!! Can't wait to get my license and drive there? Okay, what a stupid thing to do. Well, the first place I wanted to drive to (when I get my license, that is) is to Jane's place which is all the way at Bukit Timah.. but I guess that just, okay nevermind. Whatever it is, I SHALL TAKE A DEEP BREATH and call up Natt's instructor to book classes and head down to Ubi thingy etc. God bless me!!! Hope I don't kill my instructor on the first lesson, yikes!

 

Oh yeah, Auto or Manual? I'm pretty much on the Manual side but it's just to be safe and just for the kicks and just to boast(HAHA KIDDING).. zzzz.

 

HAHAHAHA WAS LOOKING FOR NICE IMAGES AND THIS CAME UP. LOL.

What the hell srsly???

Kids, don't drive like this.

Don't even contemplate giving...er okay, scrap that.

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IPhoto is such a bitch to use. Why is that so? *virtual bitchslap*

Okay, anyway, I was in the toilet and I suddenly had this inspiration to talk about.. *coughs*

BOYFRIENDS. yes, I don't think I've ever blogged about boyfriends.. oh wait, maybe I did.. Hmm. But it was probably cursing other people's boyfriends/how my future boyfriend shouldn't be/what I probably want in a future bf/labelling celebs as my bf(WHICH IS RETARDED.. especially the "I want to have their babies" part. But who wouldn't right.. not kidding. ahem.)

Aww, the girl has such nice hair.... Do you know, Twitter has a trending topic #dearfuturehusband? Cute, but I wonder where it stemmed from.

ANYWAY, I can really sidetrack. Hmm, well I guess I'd just like to say.. STOP HOUNDING ME TO GET A DAMN BOYFRIEND. It sounds like a CNY thing, but wow, I don't even get that nonsense during CNY! And I know I said I should get a BF this year but.. asking me why I don't have one wouldn't help!! What do you mean why don't I have one right? Duh, it could mean that I'm either hanging around with a lot of gays, or I'm lesbian, or I simply am not interested in anyone I know???

And I don't get why people are so desperate for a boyfriend. If it happens it happens right? What's so "Being single sucks" or "Being single rocks!" Does it matter?? Must we measure our own happiness by the amount of love we get/give? Okay, I don't know, give me a few days to think about that and maybe I'll take it back. haha!

Actually, I have forgotten my point.. :| Point is.. oh shit I totally lost my train of thought.

I think I was suppose to talk about how people expect so much from my potential boyfriend. You know, I hear people going like, "I can't wait to meet LL's boyfriend cos he's gonna be exactly like her man" HA! And I guess it does feel good(and pressurising I must add) but man, it just cancels out just about anyone I know. I mean, who is gonna tolerate my nonsense, my fake whining, my bimbotic moments, my weirdness, my hyperness, my pokerface mode, my distancing, AND, look cute, can be intellectual, hold proper conversations/debate etc. I mean, I KNOW RIIIIGHTTTT? 

And I kinda have this thing where I meet someone and actually categorize them into like, "Potential", "Nerd", "Buddy", "Ignore" etc. Yeah.. yeah. I usually don't react well to people who are "Cool" & "Potential". That's kinda why I click well with nerds/others fast :| Maybe. I think? IDK. Am reminded of traumatic experiences...shudder.

I think I may have totally killed my chances of getting a boyfriend. Not only do I scare them away with my crazy antics, I think I can kill them with my fickle-mindedness. Although I wouldn't call it being fickle, I mean I can be decisive, but fickle to certain things, but you know, labelling anything just isn't my thing. Although it works in many cases.. oh, there you go. *shrugs*

Why am I talking about this.. OH YES, dear friends, you are allowed to introduce me cute & smart guys kay. Don't give himbotic ones who are all like "what are you doing" "i'm bored" kinda people who are totally boring and all they care about are like, minute things. BIG SNORE. okay you know what, I'M NOT JUDGING. I shall be nice to everyone *beam* Maureen told me I shall have to erm, not distant myself away from new people. Yes, yes, I am spontaneous and totally open. Read me like a open book, GO ON BIATCH.

What the heck, I'm totally rambling. Okay, back to living my "single rocks" life. HAHA, stupid.